ER Rap

One thing that is extremely vital to the employees in an emergency department - a sense of humor. When shit hits the fan (sometimes literally) and people are running and hurting, screaming and crying, faking it and dying, humor is a healthy way to work out our emotions towards each other. I'm not saying it's always a healthy humor ;) We pick on each other a lot. Some of our humor could be considered sexual harassment. That flight crew is in a humor-world of their own!!
So, some of us were bored the other day, and talking about movies. Amy had never seen the movie 10 Things I Hate About You. So Nikki decided to do her version. I thought it was quite funny and made her write it down so I could share it with you :)

10 Things I hate about Tory
by Nikki

1. She smells.
2. She refuses to kiss me.
3. She looks way hotter than me.
4. She insists on farting all the time.
5. She has a funny face.
6. Her favorite thing to do is pose naked.
7. She has a mustache.
8. She can't get over her ex. (She also said I won't admit to everyone that I am her gf)
9. Her hair is stupid.
10. She made me write this damned fucking list!

Well, I do fart a lot. :)