Saturday, October 11, 2008

Medical Term of the Week #2 - an all around favorite of healthcare workers.

Discharging Diagnosis:
Sorry, We can't fix stupid.

Quote of the Week # 16

“Your heart is my piƱata.” - Chuck Palahniuk

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Medical Term of the Week #1

Severe Miralax Deficiency
n. constipation

I would put a title here, but I don't know the name of the d@mned song :)

It's a song from the early 90's. I want to say '91 or '92. It came out before Mariah Carey's Hero. It was by a female alternative singer (Lisa Loeb type??). The chorus is something about a hero.



I know, I am a dork. This is going to be next to impossible, but I thought I might as well put it on here just in case somebody out there is reading my mind and knew exactly what song I am thinking about. You know, just in case.



So, while trying to figure out this song, and after hours of trying to Google it, I typed Lisa Loeb into my Pandora account. Maybe it will pop up eventually *shrug*. Pretty cool application, Pandora. You type in a song or artist and it plays an ongoing list of similar music. Like the radio - only you can skip songs and rate them - and no commercials or irritating women plugging Purina every 5 seconds. Check it out.

Quote of the Week #15 - 2 weeks late.

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." - Calvin (As in Calvin and Hobbes)