Quinoa Salad with Grilled Vegetables
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Sunday, August 31, 2008
Quote of the week #13 - twice in one weekend, but he just said it and it's GOOD!!!
"I always thought life would be better with background music." - Dr. Randleman, Mercy ED
Quote of the Week #12.... and still truckin'!
"As long as the world is turning, we're gonna be dizzy." - Mel Brooks
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Quote of the week #11 - for the single ones of us out there, and to the married and blessed ones.
“Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'”- unknown
Friday, August 22, 2008
Blue
Just to let you know - for the last few weeks, I have made it so that if you click on my post title it takes you to youtube to hear the song. If you didn't know this already - you have to go click on ER Rap! It's great!
P.S. If you ever want to buy me anything - I want these. And I'm not joking. (Although they are hilarious!!)
P.S. If you ever want to buy me anything - I want these. And I'm not joking. (Although they are hilarious!!)
ER Rap
One thing that is extremely vital to the employees in an emergency department - a sense of humor. When shit hits the fan (sometimes literally) and people are running and hurting, screaming and crying, faking it and dying, humor is a healthy way to work out our emotions towards each other. I'm not saying it's always a healthy humor ;) We pick on each other a lot. Some of our humor could be considered sexual harassment. That flight crew is in a humor-world of their own!!
So, some of us were bored the other day, and talking about movies. Amy had never seen the movie 10 Things I Hate About You. So Nikki decided to do her version. I thought it was quite funny and made her write it down so I could share it with you :)
10 Things I hate about Tory
by Nikki
1. She smells.
2. She refuses to kiss me.
3. She looks way hotter than me.
4. She insists on farting all the time.
5. She has a funny face.
6. Her favorite thing to do is pose naked.
7. She has a mustache.
8. She can't get over her ex. (She also said I won't admit to everyone that I am her gf)
9. Her hair is stupid.
10. She made me write this damned fucking list!
Well, I do fart a lot. :)
So, some of us were bored the other day, and talking about movies. Amy had never seen the movie 10 Things I Hate About You. So Nikki decided to do her version. I thought it was quite funny and made her write it down so I could share it with you :)
10 Things I hate about Tory
by Nikki
1. She smells.
2. She refuses to kiss me.
3. She looks way hotter than me.
4. She insists on farting all the time.
5. She has a funny face.
6. Her favorite thing to do is pose naked.
7. She has a mustache.
8. She can't get over her ex. (She also said I won't admit to everyone that I am her gf)
9. Her hair is stupid.
10. She made me write this damned fucking list!
Well, I do fart a lot. :)
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Rich Young Dumb ...
Jason*: Ugg! Dr. Mike* drives me crazy! I can't stand that man!
Me: Wow! I thought I was the only one!
Jason: Yeah, well people always say, 'Oh, but he's so nice!' Yeah, well I say 'I've known a lot of nice people in my life that were dumber than shit!"
Ok, so maybe you had to be there.
*names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent .
Me: Wow! I thought I was the only one!
Jason: Yeah, well people always say, 'Oh, but he's so nice!' Yeah, well I say 'I've known a lot of nice people in my life that were dumber than shit!"
Ok, so maybe you had to be there.
*names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent .
Quote of the Week #10 - plus some advice from my mother.
Well, my mother forwarded it to me a while back, but most of it is advice she has given me before. She's good to me, my mom...:)
An Angel says, 'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.'
1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns . If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety . If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
16. Carry a Bible with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough rest.
18. Eat right.
19 Get organized so everything has its place.
20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life.
21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.
25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good 'Thank you Jesus .'
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).
31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego.
33 Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36 Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
An Angel says, 'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.'
1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns . If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety . If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
16. Carry a Bible with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough rest.
18. Eat right.
19 Get organized so everything has its place.
20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life.
21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.
25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good 'Thank you Jesus .'
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).
31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego.
33 Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36 Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
Friday, August 15, 2008
I'm Not Crazy
For all of you who looked at me like I was insane, you who told me I was insane, and you who pretended your ears hurt when I sang the song; HERE is the Refrigerator Raider.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
The Joker
Random jokes of which I approve. (and stole from Reader's Digest :)
A proton walks into a bar and asks for a Diet Coke. The bartender asks, "Are you sure?" The proton says, "I'm positive."
When I worked as a medical intern in a hospital, one of my patients was an elderly man with a thick accent. It took a while before I understood that he had no health insurance. Since he was a World War II vet, I had him transported to a VA hospital where he'd be eligible for benefits. The next day, my patient was back, along with this note from the VA admitting nurse: "Right war, wrong side."
A proton walks into a bar and asks for a Diet Coke. The bartender asks, "Are you sure?" The proton says, "I'm positive."
When I worked as a medical intern in a hospital, one of my patients was an elderly man with a thick accent. It took a while before I understood that he had no health insurance. Since he was a World War II vet, I had him transported to a VA hospital where he'd be eligible for benefits. The next day, my patient was back, along with this note from the VA admitting nurse: "Right war, wrong side."
Ode to Starbucks - Mercy Des Moines
Or should it be an ode from Starbucks to me?? I have never been much of a Starbucks fan. Their coffee is not the best. Granted, I've had worse, but I've had much, much better as well. They over-roast their beans. You literally drink burnt coffee. Not to mention their outrageous prices and over-marketing. I used to loath the place. (Moxie Java rocks!! As does the Coffee Beanery but it's even MORE expensive - and neither one is in my area.) But kudos, people, kudos to the Starbucks at Mercy Des Moines. You guys are wonderful.
The problem now, you see, is with me. I am addicted. Dr. McFine has told me on many occasions how happy he is with his Nespresso machine and how that would be a solid investment for me. It could be the two venti cups I always have sitting at my desk; could be that he may be invested in the company, who knows?? ;) I have considered the idea of my own machine - and I am still not decided. You see, when I walk up to Starbucks, The barista's wave and do the whole "Norm!" thing -(but they say "Tory!" of course). It's nice. I've been invited to their graduation parties and weddings. They all know the going-ons of my family and friends. They know where I live and what I do. They know my love life, my music choices, the current state of my car. Most of all, they know my allergies and my favorite drink: venti soy latte, cold, no ice, with a splash of chai. Seriously, I go to other places and I have a hard time remembering what exactly it is that I drink.
The only question they have now is, "How many shots today, Tory?" They limit me to 5 per day, and they must make that part of their report off on each shift. I will try to order 4 shots in the morning and 4 again at night, and they know! I used to get 7,8, or even 9 shots per drink. They coined the 7 shot drink "The Monster" and the 9 shot "The Ultimate Monster". Then I was hospitalized for severe dehydration and my doc told me to drink 3 times as much water as I do caffeine. I told him the "no coffee" thing would never fly. Now, it's only 5 shots and an extra cup to refill my H2O the rest of the day.
Now, the story that makes Lori crack up every time! About a month ago, I went up to the counter and Kelly introduces me to the new girl, Abby. "This is Tory," she tells her and then chats on about her screwed-up hours for the week. Then, I kid you not, Abby stars making my drink. I'm watching her for a little bit and she's doing it perfectly. (I'm picky.) So, I ask Abby, "How does she know what she's doing if she's never done it before?" Kelly tells me "I taught her this morning." Like it was no big deal! They train the new people on my drink! I don't know weather to be honored or ashamed....
So, most of this was written about 3 months ago, and I am just now posting it. I have been caffeine free for most of those three months, so the espresso machine is a no-go. I cannot stay away from my beloved Starbucks, though. Now, my drink of choice is a venti passion tea with 3 Splenda packets, and 1 inch of heavy whipping cream. It's magical! There is just no way a caffeine free life will keep me away! Starbucks here at the hospital is not just a place to pay up the nose for a bitter cup of coffee; it is an oasis of peace in the midst of organized chaos. When you never know if the next patient will code or miraculously recover, whether they will scream at you or joke around, whether they are someone you know or someone else's mom, child, husband, or friend, Starbucks is constant. They make your drink, play old-school music that takes you back to a calmer time, and, if you're like me, they will become your friends. What you order is what you get, and thanks to the people who work here, you get a whole lot more.
The problem now, you see, is with me. I am addicted. Dr. McFine has told me on many occasions how happy he is with his Nespresso machine and how that would be a solid investment for me. It could be the two venti cups I always have sitting at my desk; could be that he may be invested in the company, who knows?? ;) I have considered the idea of my own machine - and I am still not decided. You see, when I walk up to Starbucks, The barista's wave and do the whole "Norm!" thing -(but they say "Tory!" of course). It's nice. I've been invited to their graduation parties and weddings. They all know the going-ons of my family and friends. They know where I live and what I do. They know my love life, my music choices, the current state of my car. Most of all, they know my allergies and my favorite drink: venti soy latte, cold, no ice, with a splash of chai. Seriously, I go to other places and I have a hard time remembering what exactly it is that I drink.
The only question they have now is, "How many shots today, Tory?" They limit me to 5 per day, and they must make that part of their report off on each shift. I will try to order 4 shots in the morning and 4 again at night, and they know! I used to get 7,8, or even 9 shots per drink. They coined the 7 shot drink "The Monster" and the 9 shot "The Ultimate Monster". Then I was hospitalized for severe dehydration and my doc told me to drink 3 times as much water as I do caffeine. I told him the "no coffee" thing would never fly. Now, it's only 5 shots and an extra cup to refill my H2O the rest of the day.
Now, the story that makes Lori crack up every time! About a month ago, I went up to the counter and Kelly introduces me to the new girl, Abby. "This is Tory," she tells her and then chats on about her screwed-up hours for the week. Then, I kid you not, Abby stars making my drink. I'm watching her for a little bit and she's doing it perfectly. (I'm picky.) So, I ask Abby, "How does she know what she's doing if she's never done it before?" Kelly tells me "I taught her this morning." Like it was no big deal! They train the new people on my drink! I don't know weather to be honored or ashamed....
So, most of this was written about 3 months ago, and I am just now posting it. I have been caffeine free for most of those three months, so the espresso machine is a no-go. I cannot stay away from my beloved Starbucks, though. Now, my drink of choice is a venti passion tea with 3 Splenda packets, and 1 inch of heavy whipping cream. It's magical! There is just no way a caffeine free life will keep me away! Starbucks here at the hospital is not just a place to pay up the nose for a bitter cup of coffee; it is an oasis of peace in the midst of organized chaos. When you never know if the next patient will code or miraculously recover, whether they will scream at you or joke around, whether they are someone you know or someone else's mom, child, husband, or friend, Starbucks is constant. They make your drink, play old-school music that takes you back to a calmer time, and, if you're like me, they will become your friends. What you order is what you get, and thanks to the people who work here, you get a whole lot more.
Quote of the Week #9
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright, quoted in Reader's Digest, June 1995
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Forward Motion
So. I am at work and pissy and tired and the more pissy I get, the more tired I am. This is not the worst day in the world. Just because some nurse treated me like sh!% doesn't mean I have the right to sulk and whine the rest of the night. I need to snap out of this. There are bigger problems out there! Poor Lori is going through some tough sh!% and I have the nerve to whine about my stupid day. How crappy is that??? Her Dad is dying and I am a sh!%head!! I am stressed. I need to calm down. I need to not be a selfish dork. I continue to fly off the handle for stupid crap. It actually scares me sometimes how mad I can get. I hate anger. :) I think it's a stupid waste of time - yet I still get mad. I just need to calm down, get my head together, and LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!!
So. I'm a little better now - thanks!! I got up and walked around a little bit. That helped. So did looking for the Forward Motion video for the link! They so rock!! It's been an interesting day at work and I have denied pampering myself for the last couple weeks. I notice that I am much more balanced when I take that time for myself to do something I want instead of always living in survival mode. I think it is a way of punishing myself for stupid things. I didn't work any overtime for about two weeks and now I can't pay all my bills - so let's make myself more miserable by not being nice to myself!! Sounds like a great idea! Then, I pull myself out of my funk and realize what a dork I'm being. I plan to do better next time and trust me when I say plan - I make lists and study and prepare! Then I get mad - and everything goes out the window. I struggle with forward motion. Anybody else? Or is it just me ;)
P.S. I actually spelled everything correctly! Yeah me!
So. I'm a little better now - thanks!! I got up and walked around a little bit. That helped. So did looking for the Forward Motion video for the link! They so rock!! It's been an interesting day at work and I have denied pampering myself for the last couple weeks. I notice that I am much more balanced when I take that time for myself to do something I want instead of always living in survival mode. I think it is a way of punishing myself for stupid things. I didn't work any overtime for about two weeks and now I can't pay all my bills - so let's make myself more miserable by not being nice to myself!! Sounds like a great idea! Then, I pull myself out of my funk and realize what a dork I'm being. I plan to do better next time and trust me when I say plan - I make lists and study and prepare! Then I get mad - and everything goes out the window. I struggle with forward motion. Anybody else? Or is it just me ;)
P.S. I actually spelled everything correctly! Yeah me!
Friday, August 1, 2008
On the Dark Side
Ronda: OMG! Look at the waiting room! Ten people just walked in within the last 15 minutes.
Me: *singing* I'm of at eleven o'clock, eleven o'clock, eleven o'clock....
Sarah: Thank God! Me too!
Ronda: Tory, why are you off at eleven?
Me: I'm a day-shifter now.
Ronda: Oh, yeah, that's right. You're a trader now.
Me: Yep, and I love it!
Sarah (also a day-shifter): Ya, Ronda. You need to come over from the dark side.
Me: *singing* I'm of at eleven o'clock, eleven o'clock, eleven o'clock....
Sarah: Thank God! Me too!
Ronda: Tory, why are you off at eleven?
Me: I'm a day-shifter now.
Ronda: Oh, yeah, that's right. You're a trader now.
Me: Yep, and I love it!
Sarah (also a day-shifter): Ya, Ronda. You need to come over from the dark side.
Quote of the Week #8...i think...
“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”- Maryanne Williamson, (Used by Nelson Mandela in his 1994 inaugural speech)
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