The Joker

Random jokes of which I approve. (and stole from Reader's Digest :)

A proton walks into a bar and asks for a Diet Coke. The bartender asks, "Are you sure?" The proton says, "I'm positive."

When I worked as a medical intern in a hospital, one of my patients was an elderly man with a thick accent. It took a while before I understood that he had no health insurance. Since he was a World War II vet, I had him transported to a VA hospital where he'd be eligible for benefits. The next day, my patient was back, along with this note from the VA admitting nurse: "Right war, wrong side."